be an aging irrelevant ex-hipster who can’t get past the 90s brehs
even his enunciation is corny as fuck goddamn
I’m watching “this is hot 97” and it saddens me that funk flex is really like that in real life. why is he in full-on flex hogan mode in the lunch room? he’s just a corny human being. he’s a literal stalk of corn who drives kitted out ford suvs and drops bombs.
They say “don’t play the race card” as they lay out their WHITE SILENCE LIMITED EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC DECK across the table.
LMFAOOOOO*plays the Blue-Eyed White Misogyny card* *follows up with Reverse Racism trap card* *negates your Dark Magician with a We Have It Hard Too defense +3000*
HAH! Your Dark Magician Girl just activated my trap card, Misogynoir! Now my Blue Eyes White Devil can render all of your attacks meaningless and shrug them off!
its easier to deal with hipsters and hipster shit in manhattan than brooklyn. its probably a scale thing. manhattan just seems bigger, even in the more residential neighborhoods so it kind of shrinks you down and forces you to realize how insignificant you truly are in the grand scheme of things. eventually you have to yield to the city around you. brooklyn(and queens i guess) are almost bedroom suburbs in a sense. every things less dense except for downtown and the pjs so you can be free to be as sanctimonious and twee as you want.
I don’t know what Paul Newman’s situation is, but I make sauce.”
Hearts in my eyes.
Your ex-husband, the rapper Nas, put your wedding dress on his album cover. Why did he still have the dress?It’s not even the dress. The joke behind that is that it’s the slip to the petticoat to my dress. I think when I moved out I just left it. That’s all he had, poor thing.
oh my god this whole interview is so condescending and gross and kelis is so great and so fucking done in her responses and this is why you don’t get a Political Reporter from the WSJ to interview Kelis.
a) yes to all of this
b) kelis for president